And Then What ??

So its bin a while since I logged on to my account, and what happens...I find out that some of u motherfuckers still read my shit!!!

So today I was riding on the bus and it was a really weird busride. First these two latino faggots come in. No disrespect to latinos, they got the finest bitches on this planet. I'd stuff JLo all day, like a fuckin quesadilla. Fuck them homos though. And one of these butch, uhh I mean bitch fellows had this long pinky finger nail. That is the most disgusting shit anybody could have. I mean when girls got long nails it's sexy cuz they scratch you back up when you... But when guys got that, straight or gay, it's fucking nasty. And he was scratching his ear and picking his nose with it the whole ride. 

So iv bin talking alot bout me getting girls and having no problems with it, well now im the one who got played.
I was out in harrys with a friend, and i hooked up with this fine young thaang with an ugly friend. If uv read one of my old posts ull know that there ALWAYS AN UGLY FRIEND. Anyway we go to her place and i beg my friend to take the ugly one, and he stood up for me. Now we´re sitting and i have good wibe...this is where the played part comes in...then she said (out loud) we should switch partners hihihi....BITCH!!!





well i guess it happens ...and then what??

The five magic word is what my life has bin based on... "FUCK YOU, I GOT MINE!!!!".
Iv bin naiv and its fucking gonna stop. Yeah i have money, and ppl around me take advantage.

So now im going back..no one is goning to stop me from getting my green anymore.

FUCK ALL OF U!!!

Dont u just hate bitches who act like they r good girls, but actually they´v fucked half the city.
U go up to them and they look like they just sucked some dick, and they expect u to be all nice and sweet...BITCH I WANT HEAD...u aint good for nothing but head. Thats probably y u look like u just had something in your mouth.
Alot of ppl e-mail me saying and say that i have no respect for woman. Think bout it. Im trying to make the world a better place. Girls that feel a hit by what i write will probably think twice be4 they do some stupid shit.
Be a women... Not a bitch.

Sorry guys that feel like fucking all the time...i did my thing...i need a woman now, thats good.


HAHA im just playing ;)... I looovvee the jungle of sex :D





thiiiiss is what im talking boutt,.... and then what??

So i was out with my friends yesterday, and we started talking bout picking up girls. And my friends know that iv always had 99 problems but a bitch was never one. So they gathered up their courage (if u didnt know, guys are never suppose to show that they need help from an other guy, u are no.1 and thats it. But if u really need to know, put your manhood aside and ask) to ask me how do i do it. So i told them.

U just dont walk up to any bitch on the block. U look around and find the best looking girl in the room.
Make sure u guys get some eyecontact. If she doesnt react the way u want her to, DONT see that as a rejection. Instead notice the details about her. Look at what shes wearing, her watch, her shoes etc.. When ur done scanning her, its time for the "one good, one bad procedure".  Find something that u know she knows is really good looking on her, and something that u think makes her unconfident.
Now its time for the approach. Put away all your thoughts (thats all the thought about what u want to do to her) (this is the only hard part) and try do read how she is as a person by the way shes talking to her friends.
If she is social and has good contact with her friends, do not interrupt. Walk by and "by mistake" give her a gental push, and then say im sorry. The way u say ur sorry is really important. The sorry needs to say "i really am sorry, and wow ur hot" (funny how tone can say a million things). The way she looks at you is what tells u, U have a shot or u dont. But the sweet thing bout it is that u need to look if any of her friends are looking at u while the "sorry" comes along. This is where the "one good, one bad" thing comes to handy. If her look tells you u have a shot the second time u pass her, mention that u like her earrings for exampel (and not in a nasty way, fucking arabs). She WILL think ur sweet.
If she looks at you like "u need to move", walk pass her friend and say that u noticed her when u bumped in to her friend. She will feel special cuz she knows u bumped in to the hottest one of them, but u started talking to her. SHE HATES her friend just a little bit, so u say that u hate "the bad thing" about girls in general. She know that her friend has that soo u proceed for the kill.

Easy as that.
But what do i say after that??
Fuck u !!! u find, out im no fucking love connection.


But hey. if u cant cut the cheese right. Ull end up with this. And bitches talk!!!

i got 99 problem but a bitch aint one, HIT MEEEAAA....and then what???

Heeyy yaaalll... im baaacckkkk
Yeah iv bin gone for a while now and i dont need to tell u y.
So dont ask.

Anyway i think im gonna find me a woman that i can take care of and respect, and in return ill get love and head.
Yeah ir would be awsome right.
But there are noo fucking good girls left. If shes good she wont give head. If shes bad she´ll give head but shes nothing to keep. I wish i could make a woman thats "the perfect woman".
So i will. Heres my perfect woman.

Perfect woman!!

1. smart
2. funny
3. big ass
4. knows how to dance
5. gives good head
6. faithfull and doesnt expect me to be

6 smal things i look for, exept the big ass!!


ahh the big ass :D


and then what...

So how do i start this one?
Do u remeber those two bitches that i was talking bout that i brought home and we didnt do anything.
Well now somehow i have two girlsfriends...
Hopefully they dont know bout my blogg haha..
Anyway so iv bin doing some kinky stuff lately, but im getting tired... Its so much all the time. Emagine having two girls with needs, its just sooo fucking time consumeing. I still cant belive that they are ok with it, i think they think that they are using me lol...

Anyway, i got a lot of comments sayn that i should do a top 10 list on pick up lines so here it goes.

Top 10 pick up lines:

10. Hey, i think iv seen u somewhere

9. As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

8. Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

7. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your pants!

6. Coffee? Tea? Sex?

5. Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"

4. He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.

3. Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmo PENIS!!

2. Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my penis, ohh i mean platform

1. Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.



If its not working, then ur just not doing it right.

So i got together with a girl and it kinda lasted only for 4 days. I felt like she wanted to take control over my life so i dumped her.
Anyway so i was thinking that ill help u on break ups... here u go


Top 10 ways to break up:


10. Its not you, its me.

9. I need time to find my self

8. Im loosing my feelings for u

7. I met someone else

6. You´r just to nice for me

5. I rather hurt u now that hurt u later, cuz then its really gonna hust

4. Bitch!!..u looked at him

3. I have never lied to u, U cant trust me so fuck u

2. U stoped giving me what i want...

and number one, with this one u break their heart and make them feel bad bout them selfs. Plus they wont bother u after uv broken up.

1. I did it for sex!!!


And then what...

So it was the international woman day yesterday...
Called my mom and asked if everythings ok (we dont talk so much, u know she eheeem is not a alcoholic who fucked up my childhood, just kidding...or am I)
But what am i suppose to do on a day like this, give a girl a flower and say congrats on the one one day that u get of the entire year... fuck no!!
What u think u speciall just cuz some woman wanted one day to be yours... i have a theory (thats actually a fact) U give a bitch a finger SHE WILL EAT YOUR ARM, so y the hell should i be ok with one womans day, soon theyll want two and then every day.
Just give it a thought. In the good old days when the MAN was THE MAN, woman had no wote and they did what the man said. Now your woman tells u what to do. She makes you think ur getting it your way but actually she gets it just the way she wants it... Please girls (this does not include bitches and hoes, ur usualy to stupid to have an opinion that matters) tell me if im lying. They say The man is the head, but woman is the neck...
Think bout that for a while.
U HAVE TO MAKE IT THE MAN IS EVERYTHING bitch..

No im just kidding, im not a sexsist asswhole who puts woman down cuz i think its right


I do it cuz its fun, and then what??






Take matters in your own hand...or youll end up like this dude, a bitch...

So everyone knows hillary duff...yeah that bitch is fine...anyway i have some fun pics that she probably dont want u to see....




Man: Oh baby i love you so much, please marry me!!



Hillary: Ohh my God, yes yes yes!


Hillary: Look shanikwa, im engaged, is it real??


Man thinks: Hell yeah this bitch be sucking dick, Head down ass up thats the way u like to suuck


Not so innocent anymore, and then what??

For some reason im pissed of at everyone today.
I screamed at an employ today until she started screaming at me back (for real dont mess mith smal girls, when they burst they are the biggest bitches in the world)
Anyway so i feel like doing something good just to feel better.

Im gonna start a competition where U can win an IPHONE...

This is how u do.

1. Post a comment on this article with your name an one friends name.
2. Send me an e-mail with only your name to [email protected].
3. You gather points for every time i get your name that someone else has posted

If u dont get it then ur fucked haha, so just tell everybody to write there name and your on the commet section.

U greety motherfuckers, and then what??




The bitch stays with me :D

Imagine a huge house with nice cars, bitches round the pool that work on command, a whife that understands, ahhh thats the life...
I bought a triss today hoping ill get the 50k for 25 years, wow suprise i got 25 kr x 2 = 50 (for the real dumb asses). So i go in to get two more and the girl behind the desk was really good looking. Anyway i get the triss and i loose on bouth. Suddenly the bitch was not as good looking as she was before and i was pissed of at the world.
But really when i think bout it, i dont want money just to have money. I do it for the bitches...
If its so fucking easy to get a one-drink-hoe as middle class person, imagine how easy it is to get all the bitches when u have a load of money....


Ahh i love money money money money, and then what???


Would you rather take cash??




or some ass??




i would take the cash, cuz then comes the ass for free :D

Yeah i know i havent written anything in a while, but thats cuz i have a life u know...
Anyway so i was out a couple of days ago with a friend at harrys on stortorget and it was packed with FINE ASS BITCHES.
So im standing there at the bar and i girl and her friend come up at stand next to me (both fine :D, for once). I start talking to one of them and the other one just jumped in to our conversation bout car (imagine that, bitches talking bout cars, i was ready to marrye them).
I buy both of them drinks cuz im overwhelmed bout the car thing, one thing leads to an other, and belive it or not but i take them home.
It was a hot, sweaty and sexy night of........wait for it.......wait for it....sleep.
I still cant belive this shit, i wipped out my peep as soon as they took there shoes of.
And when i woke up in the morning one of them had left and the other one had ruind my bathroom cuz she puked all over it.

So should i call them???..and then what.



U know how long i had to look just to find two hot girls and a car shiiitt...

So theres these guys that have a company thats called 2fresh that iv checked out a little, and there all rap artists (like one singer that i know of).
Anywy some of them are really good like Leslie and Emilio, they have some sick tracks out, u should check them out (dont know where u can download the shit but they have a blog thats called 2fresh2fresh.com probably there).
And then theres Rebstar, he looks like a nice guy, he has a good flow and everything, but shit that botheres me bout rap artists is that they are fucking FAKE when it comes to lyrics.
Im not trying to hate on u dude its just your new song thats out on Din gata, u have like a line where u say something bout "everybodys woundering y rebstar hasent made a song". Guess what, no body cares dude. And then the articel that was in metro like a week ago. ALL THE GIRLS?? no offense, u look kinda like an overgrown monkey with mcdonalds eyebrows.
Again not trying to hate, ok maybee a little, ok maybee alot...
Im entitled to an opinion, so im going to use it for your best, get back to earth mokeyboy, and then what??

Just one more thing, Y are his feet always pointing out on all his pics hahaha

Tell me what u think bout him, maybee im wrong...NOT

If ur one if the few smarter ppl and uv read everything iv written, then u can probably connect the dotts and see that i have hade a longer relationship with a girl...
Anyway, she ment the world to me once and i miss her from time to time.
Whats my solution for this?? A CHICK.
U see i have 4 categories of girls, theres:

1. Girl (the normal ones)
2. Chick (normal but u keep them on a distance, u know)
3. Bitch (I buy u a drink, we fuck, I leave)
4. Hoe (We fuck, I leave)

See when i miss my X, A hoe or a bitch just dont cut it. I need some of that love.
I dont whant a girl cuz i still see them more as a job than something i like to do (i mean i do like to do them, but u know what i mean).
So I find someone who will think that I think that shes a girl, and one thing leads to an other, u know how it ends...

I need new pickup lines, help me out.

P.S I got a comment from someone that told me i need to be more consistant with my writing...
FUCK U :D!!...and then what???

 

 

Ppl drink right??
HELL YEAH!!! is usualy the answer u get..
I drink (ALOT) but i wan to stop cuz summer is getting close, need to get that six pack out na mean..
But i dont know how to stop.
I go out and i see everyone is drinking when im not...then one friend comes up and says that he´s gonna buy me a drink and I say NO
Then an other one comes and i say NO...u get what im trying to say...
I need to mention the girls making u want to drink :/ ....


Anyhow I end up coming home drunk every weekend, what the hell am gonna do???

I just puked a little, think im gonna sleep now, and then what??



Probably gonna end up like this guy..



but i want to be like this... :(

So im out with my friends and were partying,... i meet a girl (fine) and her friend (not so fine).
Y??? WHYYY??? so u have to stand in the way of your friend meeting someone she thinks is interesting. FUCKING UGLY PPL!!!
Anyway, so im standing there with (fine) and were talking and i buy her a drink while here friend is standing next to us, and i can see in her face that she wants me to buy one for her too...Im like heelllll naaa biiiiatchh...when i dont buy her a drink she tells (fine) that she wants to go cuz im an asshole...she looks at me and tells  me thats my best friend...

What the fuck can i do, please tell me someone?? (Luckely (fine) came by and gave me her number haha score 1 ME score 0 MISS UGLY)

Do u have any suggestions on how to deal with ugly, tell me bout it...

Im of to the bathroom to puke a little, and then what???




Damn uu ugly ppl  !!!!!





I wanna get me some of this...and then some....

Dont u just hate shy girls..
I mean if i offer to give you something i know ur gonna like, and u know it too. Y not just take it???
When a girl tells me i wanna suck your peep, i dont pretend like i dont want it... shit i just wipe it out and i say here here u go sugar...
Dont know y but i would love me some of that Lindset vonn...
Girl i let u play with my skii, if i can take a ride on your slopes...

Olymipc games baby, and then what??