What do i say?? and then what....
So i was out with my friends yesterday, and we started talking bout picking up girls. And my friends know that iv always had 99 problems but a bitch was never one. So they gathered up their courage (if u didnt know, guys are never suppose to show that they need help from an other guy, u are no.1 and thats it. But if u really need to know, put your manhood aside and ask) to ask me how do i do it. So i told them.
U just dont walk up to any bitch on the block. U look around and find the best looking girl in the room.
Make sure u guys get some eyecontact. If she doesnt react the way u want her to, DONT see that as a rejection. Instead notice the details about her. Look at what shes wearing, her watch, her shoes etc.. When ur done scanning her, its time for the "one good, one bad procedure". Find something that u know she knows is really good looking on her, and something that u think makes her unconfident.
Now its time for the approach. Put away all your thoughts (thats all the thought about what u want to do to her) (this is the only hard part) and try do read how she is as a person by the way shes talking to her friends.
If she is social and has good contact with her friends, do not interrupt. Walk by and "by mistake" give her a gental push, and then say im sorry. The way u say ur sorry is really important. The sorry needs to say "i really am sorry, and wow ur hot" (funny how tone can say a million things). The way she looks at you is what tells u, U have a shot or u dont. But the sweet thing bout it is that u need to look if any of her friends are looking at u while the "sorry" comes along. This is where the "one good, one bad" thing comes to handy. If her look tells you u have a shot the second time u pass her, mention that u like her earrings for exampel (and not in a nasty way, fucking arabs). She WILL think ur sweet.
If she looks at you like "u need to move", walk pass her friend and say that u noticed her when u bumped in to her friend. She will feel special cuz she knows u bumped in to the hottest one of them, but u started talking to her. SHE HATES her friend just a little bit, so u say that u hate "the bad thing" about girls in general. She know that her friend has that soo u proceed for the kill.
Easy as that.
But what do i say after that??
Fuck u !!! u find, out im no fucking love connection.
But hey. if u cant cut the cheese right. Ull end up with this. And bitches talk!!!
i got 99 problem but a bitch aint one, HIT MEEEAAA....and then what???
U just dont walk up to any bitch on the block. U look around and find the best looking girl in the room.
Make sure u guys get some eyecontact. If she doesnt react the way u want her to, DONT see that as a rejection. Instead notice the details about her. Look at what shes wearing, her watch, her shoes etc.. When ur done scanning her, its time for the "one good, one bad procedure". Find something that u know she knows is really good looking on her, and something that u think makes her unconfident.
Now its time for the approach. Put away all your thoughts (thats all the thought about what u want to do to her) (this is the only hard part) and try do read how she is as a person by the way shes talking to her friends.
If she is social and has good contact with her friends, do not interrupt. Walk by and "by mistake" give her a gental push, and then say im sorry. The way u say ur sorry is really important. The sorry needs to say "i really am sorry, and wow ur hot" (funny how tone can say a million things). The way she looks at you is what tells u, U have a shot or u dont. But the sweet thing bout it is that u need to look if any of her friends are looking at u while the "sorry" comes along. This is where the "one good, one bad" thing comes to handy. If her look tells you u have a shot the second time u pass her, mention that u like her earrings for exampel (and not in a nasty way, fucking arabs). She WILL think ur sweet.
If she looks at you like "u need to move", walk pass her friend and say that u noticed her when u bumped in to her friend. She will feel special cuz she knows u bumped in to the hottest one of them, but u started talking to her. SHE HATES her friend just a little bit, so u say that u hate "the bad thing" about girls in general. She know that her friend has that soo u proceed for the kill.
Easy as that.
But what do i say after that??
Fuck u !!! u find, out im no fucking love connection.
But hey. if u cant cut the cheese right. Ull end up with this. And bitches talk!!!
i got 99 problem but a bitch aint one, HIT MEEEAAA....and then what???
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