And Then What ??

So how do i start this one?
Do u remeber those two bitches that i was talking bout that i brought home and we didnt do anything.
Well now somehow i have two girlsfriends...
Hopefully they dont know bout my blogg haha..
Anyway so iv bin doing some kinky stuff lately, but im getting tired... Its so much all the time. Emagine having two girls with needs, its just sooo fucking time consumeing. I still cant belive that they are ok with it, i think they think that they are using me lol...

Anyway, i got a lot of comments sayn that i should do a top 10 list on pick up lines so here it goes.

Top 10 pick up lines:

10. Hey, i think iv seen u somewhere

9. As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

8. Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

7. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your pants!

6. Coffee? Tea? Sex?

5. Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"

4. He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.

3. Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmo PENIS!!

2. Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my penis, ohh i mean platform

1. Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.



If its not working, then ur just not doing it right.

So i got together with a girl and it kinda lasted only for 4 days. I felt like she wanted to take control over my life so i dumped her.
Anyway so i was thinking that ill help u on break ups... here u go


Top 10 ways to break up:


10. Its not you, its me.

9. I need time to find my self

8. Im loosing my feelings for u

7. I met someone else

6. You´r just to nice for me

5. I rather hurt u now that hurt u later, cuz then its really gonna hust

4. Bitch!!..u looked at him

3. I have never lied to u, U cant trust me so fuck u

2. U stoped giving me what i want...

and number one, with this one u break their heart and make them feel bad bout them selfs. Plus they wont bother u after uv broken up.

1. I did it for sex!!!


And then what...

So it was the international woman day yesterday...
Called my mom and asked if everythings ok (we dont talk so much, u know she eheeem is not a alcoholic who fucked up my childhood, just kidding...or am I)
But what am i suppose to do on a day like this, give a girl a flower and say congrats on the one one day that u get of the entire year... fuck no!!
What u think u speciall just cuz some woman wanted one day to be yours... i have a theory (thats actually a fact) U give a bitch a finger SHE WILL EAT YOUR ARM, so y the hell should i be ok with one womans day, soon theyll want two and then every day.
Just give it a thought. In the good old days when the MAN was THE MAN, woman had no wote and they did what the man said. Now your woman tells u what to do. She makes you think ur getting it your way but actually she gets it just the way she wants it... Please girls (this does not include bitches and hoes, ur usualy to stupid to have an opinion that matters) tell me if im lying. They say The man is the head, but woman is the neck...
Think bout that for a while.
U HAVE TO MAKE IT THE MAN IS EVERYTHING bitch..

No im just kidding, im not a sexsist asswhole who puts woman down cuz i think its right


I do it cuz its fun, and then what??






Take matters in your own hand...or youll end up like this dude, a bitch...

So everyone knows hillary duff...yeah that bitch is fine...anyway i have some fun pics that she probably dont want u to see....




Man: Oh baby i love you so much, please marry me!!



Hillary: Ohh my God, yes yes yes!


Hillary: Look shanikwa, im engaged, is it real??


Man thinks: Hell yeah this bitch be sucking dick, Head down ass up thats the way u like to suuck


Not so innocent anymore, and then what??

For some reason im pissed of at everyone today.
I screamed at an employ today until she started screaming at me back (for real dont mess mith smal girls, when they burst they are the biggest bitches in the world)
Anyway so i feel like doing something good just to feel better.

Im gonna start a competition where U can win an IPHONE...

This is how u do.

1. Post a comment on this article with your name an one friends name.
2. Send me an e-mail with only your name to [email protected].
3. You gather points for every time i get your name that someone else has posted

If u dont get it then ur fucked haha, so just tell everybody to write there name and your on the commet section.

U greety motherfuckers, and then what??




The bitch stays with me :D

Imagine a huge house with nice cars, bitches round the pool that work on command, a whife that understands, ahhh thats the life...
I bought a triss today hoping ill get the 50k for 25 years, wow suprise i got 25 kr x 2 = 50 (for the real dumb asses). So i go in to get two more and the girl behind the desk was really good looking. Anyway i get the triss and i loose on bouth. Suddenly the bitch was not as good looking as she was before and i was pissed of at the world.
But really when i think bout it, i dont want money just to have money. I do it for the bitches...
If its so fucking easy to get a one-drink-hoe as middle class person, imagine how easy it is to get all the bitches when u have a load of money....


Ahh i love money money money money, and then what???


Would you rather take cash??




or some ass??




i would take the cash, cuz then comes the ass for free :D

Yeah i know i havent written anything in a while, but thats cuz i have a life u know...
Anyway so i was out a couple of days ago with a friend at harrys on stortorget and it was packed with FINE ASS BITCHES.
So im standing there at the bar and i girl and her friend come up at stand next to me (both fine :D, for once). I start talking to one of them and the other one just jumped in to our conversation bout car (imagine that, bitches talking bout cars, i was ready to marrye them).
I buy both of them drinks cuz im overwhelmed bout the car thing, one thing leads to an other, and belive it or not but i take them home.
It was a hot, sweaty and sexy night of........wait for it.......wait for it....sleep.
I still cant belive this shit, i wipped out my peep as soon as they took there shoes of.
And when i woke up in the morning one of them had left and the other one had ruind my bathroom cuz she puked all over it.

So should i call them???..and then what.



U know how long i had to look just to find two hot girls and a car shiiitt...